We recently watched a documentary series about math and shapes. The Giant's Causeway was featured in an episode and it inspired this tale.
It’s reporting to the High Council of Intergalactic Species Relations, the HCISR, that is never a speedy process. And so, over time, after many Galactic Standard Years on the job, Galorg has become accustomed to waiting. And watching.
The warranty has expired, there's no other way, to save herself, Earth needs to rage.